As a southerner, I feel like I should apologize for pimento cheese. It’s a grotesque glob of mayonnaise, cheese, pimentos, and some other stuff I’m too disgusted to mention. Please forgive my people. Yuck, yuck, yuck – a thousand times yuck!
By the way – I posted an old short story for your reading pleasure. It is pimento cheese free. You’ll find the story under the Short Story tab. Look up!