Freak Search Friday is on! This is the day of the week where I spotlight all the freaks who find my blog using their freakier than freaky search terms. Yes, you’re freaks, but I love you! It was actually hard to come up with 10 choices this week. A lot of the searches had something to do with NASA’s evil plan to blow up the moon. But I picked through the list and chose 10 that gave me pause, which is much better than giving me paws.
10 – zak bagans shirtless & Michael Vick Shirtless – Your male shirtless celebrities for the week. Ed Asner appeared again, but I honestly don’t have the stomach to include it again.
9 – chanel fantasy movies – I had no idea that Chanel had expanded beyond perfume. Hey, their movies can’t be any worse than SyFy original movies.
8 – comedy and old ladies – Because nothing says belly laughs like old ladies. I’m sure they were not disappointed at all to find my Old Ladies on a Plane web series!
7 – florida plane lands championchips – There are so many things wrong with this search term it’s hard to know where to begin. I will say nothing goes better with a cold beer than championchips. And what, where, & why did this Florida plane land?
6 – batman sasquatch youtube – You thought Sasquatch was elusive . Try getting any evidence of the Batman Sasquatch.
5 – my fantasy football team sucks – You are not alone, my friend.
4 – 4 yr old channels kurt russell, miracle – First, it was a good reenactment, but Kurt Russell still did a much better job. No knock on the kid. He was cute and entertaining, but Kurt’s been an actor for a long time. He was on a Gilligan’s Island episode for Skipper’s sake. You can’t discount training like that. Second, I’m pretty sure that you can’t channel people who are living… Actually, I’m pretty sure you can’t channel people at all.
3 – why nasa wants to blow up the moon – I got a lot of “NASA blowing up the moon” hits this past week. I realize I contributed to the confusion by using the headline “NASA wants to blow up the moon!” I was fairly certain that people would get the joke, but due to the nature of some of the search terms, I can say unequivocally that there are people on this planet who think that NASA actually wants to blow up the moon.
2 – nasa plane to blow up the moon – What is NASA the Taliban? They’re flying planes into celestial objects now? Plus, if NASA can fly a plane to the moon, what the hell are they doing hanging on to the Space Shuttle program?
And the number 1 freakiest search term used to find my blog is:
1 – who wants to blow up the moon? – The mice want to blow up the moon. It’s their diabolical plan to get cheese to rain down on Earth!