My wife has had a long standing complaint that I snore, and there is no doubt that at times, I do indeed snore. But I think I am being wrongly accused of snoring in some instances. Case in point: We were lying in bed the other night, and she yelled said “Honey, you’re snoring!” To which I growled replied, “I’m awake! How can I be snoring?” From what I know about snoring, sleep is a major component of the affliction.
This morning. My dog’s snoring woke me up. It occurred to me that the dog was sleeping under the bed, beneath my wife the night she accused me of snoring. So, I am left with a few possibilities.
- I am sleeping and remaining completely aware of my surroundings, but I am still unable to hear myself snore.
- The dog is setting me up, so I will get kicked out the bed, and she’ll have a comfortable place to sleep.
- My wife is setting me up, so she can kick me out of the bed, and let the dog have a comfortable place to sleep.
- I snore. The dog snores. My wife is sleeping in a snorng hell.
I think it’s obvious. The dog is totally setting me up.