I’m making no comment on Stephenie Meyer’s writing talent with this next statement, but I have to say I hate Twilight. And I do so for one reason. Meyer has turned vampires into mamby-pamby runway models. They sparkle in the sun. Sparkle! Vampires are creepy, soulless monsters that have an uncontrollable blood lust. They have one purpose, to feed on humans.
That’s why I’m joining Team Marlow. Marlow is the head vampire of 30 Days of Night.