I looked up Andrew Shirvell on the interwebs today to see if he’d been fired yet (It’s just a matter of time), and I found this picture taken at a rally at the University of Michigan, and actually lol. Not because of anything having to do with Shirvell (he’s in the picture), but because of one particular sign a student held up at the rally.
This sign should be at every rally!
What you should know about me is that I hate sacred cows. Anytime somebody does something to shake up the current norms, I love it. So, to the student who brought the “I Have A Sign” sign to the rally, I applaud you. BTW – the idiot is Shirvell.
Thanks to my Facebook friend, Reagan for posting this on her wall. This video showcases probably the most idiotic human being I have ever seen (this week anyway). His name is Andrew Shirvell, and he is the Assistant Attorney General of the state of Michigan. Andrew is mad and goofy and out to get the president of the student council at the University of Michigan, Chris Armstrong… wait, what?
That’s right. You read correctly. He’s a grown man out of college, out of law school, out in the real world trying to make a buck, and he’s decided that he needs to destroy a college kid. Why? Because the kid is openly gay and serving as president of the student council of his Alma mater. Shirvell has created a personal blog and instituted a Chris Armstrong Watch to try and oust the kid from his post. Shirvell believes Armstrong has a radical homosexual agenda. And I’m pretty sure Shirvell has a radically moronic agenda. He stalks the kid and hounds him on campus.
I watched this interview Anderson Cooper did with Shirvell and was amazed to learn that he’s allowed to go out in public without a helmet.
Dude was funny! Dead at 44. Too sad.
Click here for details: Comedian Greg Giraldo Died at 44, Fellow Stars Send Their Condolences
Died way too young!
You can leave condolences on his Facebook page.
If gorillas go to a press conference and they aren’t called on to ask the first question, they pout and threaten to throw poop on everyone. They don’t get invited to many press conferences.
Things are about to get really ugly.
A picture has surfaced on the interwebs of Hillary Clinton at a news conference that is going to have the “Reptilians Living Among Us” gang jumping for conspiratorial joy. Believe it or not, there is a group of people who are convinced that an alien reptilian race is living among us using disguises that are undetectable except under certain lighting conditions and stressful situations. Every once in awhile, they let the disguise slip for a split second and reveal their true face, or facets of their true face.
The picture of Mrs. Clinton is really going to push them further into a delusional state. The picture is of the Secretary of State through the viewfinder of a video camera, and the result is an image that looks really kind of creepy. Here’s the picture.
Madam Alien Reptile Creature Thingy
I’ve learned all this doing research for my new book. It involves UFOs and aliens and the like. You know that saying, “Truth is stranger than fiction.” Well, I would change it to “Perceived truth is stranger than fiction.” People really do have some weird and wacky beliefs that they grasp and hold on to in the face of basic logic. We live in a wonderfully weird world!
If gorillas dress up as giant birds, it’s usually because they didn’t read the fine print on their personal appearance contracts. Man, there is nothing sadder than a gorilla moping around in a giant bird costume. Makes you think, doesn’t it? The world is a cruel, cruel place.
"Get my agent on the phone!"
Want another reason to hate Iran? They sentenced some poor blogger to 19 years in prison. Snagged the following from The Washington Post:
The conservative website, Mashreghnews.ir, which is close to Iran’s presidential office, says Hossein Derakhshan was convicted on charges of cooperation with hostile countries, spreading propaganda against the ruling establishment, promotion of counterrevolutionary groups and insulting Islamic thoughts and religious figures.
Way to go, Iran! You suck even more.
Click here to read the rest of the article: Iran sentences blogger to 19 years in prison
"Dude, I cannot believe you don't have fangs!"
If gorillas see Robert Pattinson, they shout, “Fangs! Fangs, Pattinson! Vampires have fangs, you jerk! And they don’t sparkle!” Then they open their mouths to show him what they mean by fangs. They never bite him though… not a lot.
If gorillas have to spend the day with Paris Hilton, they carry Purell with them because… well, you know, she’s gross. I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Purell in hand - A young gorilla can never be too safe!
If gorillas see Jennifer Aniston out in public, they lock her in the trunk of the nearest car. It sounds cruel, but it’s really for her own good, and honestly, she doesn’t mind it at all.
"No, Angilena didn't tell me to do this. Why do you ask?"