I’ve developed some very complicated mathematical equations that I don’t understand to once and for all solve the question of how big Patty was. For those of you who don’t know, Patty is the name of the female Bigfoot Roger Patterson caught on film in 1967. Its authenticity’s been debated since the day Patterson shared it with the rest of the world. Some think it’s a guy in a gorilla suit. Some think it’s the real thing. While a third group think its Lyndon Johnson taking a nude stroll through the woods.
I’m here to definitively tell you that the creature in the film is 8’1″ tall. Here’s my proof.