The Final Word on the Size of Roger Patterson’s Bigfoot


I’ve developed some very complicated mathematical equations that I don’t understand to once and for all solve the question of how big Patty was.  For those of you who don’t know, Patty is the name of the female Bigfoot Roger Patterson caught on film in 1967.  Its authenticity’s been debated since the day Patterson shared it with the rest of the world.   Some think it’s a guy in a gorilla suit.  Some think it’s the real thing.  While a third group think its Lyndon Johnson taking a nude stroll through the woods.

I’m here to definitively tell you that the creature in the film is 8’1″ tall.  Here’s my proof.

Next I'll be measuring how big Bigfoot's butt is. If I only had something to compare it to...

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One thought on “The Final Word on the Size of Roger Patterson’s Bigfoot

  1. Patty Bigfoot’s butt should be a little smaller than Hillary Clinton’s.

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