I’m going to need you to buy 20,000,000 copies of my books…


… Give or take.  Why?  For a totally selfless reason.  I want to buy this house in Laguna Beach… I meant selfless on your part not mine.  I’m being a totally materialistic jerk.

Your money will be put to good use.

Someone has to live here. It might as well be me.

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2 thoughts on “I’m going to need you to buy 20,000,000 copies of my books…

  1. Ok…I’ll send you a donation on the condition that you pay for my airplane ticket to come out and vacation with you for a week…every year.

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