Youtuber Joe Plummer had a simple yet brilliant idea that YELP reviews deserve the star treatment.  So, he called on his actor friend Chris Kipiniak and recorded him reading a review of the Stratford Diner written by Dan B., a man who clearly expects to be adequately praised when he goes out of his way to express his culinary satisfaction.  Kipiniak perfectly captures that heartbreaking moment when Dan B. seemingly loses all faith in humanity.