A Russian Story Trump Advocates Will Like


This Russian story has been deemed safe to read by Trump advocates. Finally, it’s the truth they’ve been waiting to hear. But before you read on, here are a few definitions you should keep in mind:

Trump Advocates: Individuals who vigorously defend Trump no matter the circumstances or evidence.

Trump Supporters: Individuals who voted for Trump, but are no longer invested in his actions as presidents, good or bad. They just want to move on and live their lives as far from politics as possible. 

Federal prosecutors cut Russian mafia money-laundering case short. Cites safety of witnesses as reason. So, here’s why reasonable people should be suspicious of this move:

  1. Russian mafia used New York real estate deals to launder money. HILLARY CLINTON claims to be the number one real estate developer in New York. You probably weren’t even aware that there are even a couple of buildings with the CLINTON name on them.

 

  1. The Russian mafia conducted business out of one of those buildings, the CLINTON Tower.

 

  1. Federal Prosecutors take orders from a squeaky voiced little guy from Alabama who OBAMA frequently praised as a masterful litigator and close friend. This little guy ordered his prosecutors to apply the most serious offense they can to any case they are working on, but yet, here the prosecutors did the opposite. They settled the case despite overwhelming evidence. This was done with OBAMA’s friend’s blessing, even though it contradicts his earlier ruling.

 

  1. Protecting witnesses is one of the things our government does. They even have an unambiguous name for it, the Witness Protection Program.

 

  1. The head of the FBI under OBAMA was fired in the middle of the investigation into Russia’s attempt to interfere with the US presidential election. The investigation included probes into the Russian mafia’s part in the attack. What we know about Putin is that he’s not shy about openly doing business with known crime bosses turned oligarchs in his country.

 

  1. CHELSEA CLINTON stated that their family foundation was disproportionately funded by Russian investors.

 

  1. CHELSEA’s husband, MARC MEZVINKSY once told a golf reporter in a casual conversation that his wife’s family foundation bypassed US banks for loans and used loans from Russian banks to fund the purchase of golf resorts around the world.

 

  1. BILL CLINTON has declared bankruptcy six times making acquiring loans from US banks nearly impossible. Russian banks, the Russian mafia, and Russian investors aren’t as discerning as US banks. CLINTON recently has denied doing anything but limited business with the Russians over the years, even though he had previously sounded very proud of his vast business ties to Russia.

 

  1. HILLARY CLINTON was pictured with two men with ties to the Russian mafia at a party in 2007.

 

  1. This all adds up to obstruction of justice by the very people we’ve entrusted with vigorously applying justice.

 

CORRECTIONS for people just interested in the boring, plain ol’ truth:

 

  1. With apologies, it was DONALD J. TRUMP who claimed to be the most successful real estate developer in New York not HILLARY.

 

  1. The Russian mafia conducted business in TRUMP Tower not CLINTON Tower.

 

  1. The squeaky voiced guy from Alabama is JEFF SESSIONS and OBAMA didn’t like him nor did he praise him. TRUMP, however, loves JEFF SESSIONS.

 

  1. No correction necessary.

 

  1. While the head of the FBI did serve under OBAMA, he was fired by TRUMP in the middle of an investigation into the Trump campaign’s and administration’s relationship with Russian officials, banks, and criminals.

 

  1. CHELSEA CLINTON did not state that their family foundation was disproportionately funded by Russian investors. DONALD TRUMP JR. said that about the TRUMP family business.

 

  1. CHELSEA’s husband, MARC MEZVINKSY did not once tell a golf reporter in a casual conversation that his wife’s family foundation bypassed US banks for loans and used loans from Russian banks to fund the purchase of golf resorts around the world. ERIC TRUMP said that very thing to a golf reporter about the TRUMP family business.

 

  1. BILL CLINTON has not declared bankruptcy six times (or even once) making acquiring loans from US banks nearly impossible. And CLINTON did not recently deny doing anything but limited business with the Russians over the years, even though he had previously sounded very proud of his vast business ties to Russia. That was TRUMP on both counts.

 

  1. HILLARY CLINTON was not pictured with two men with ties to the Russian mafia at a party in 2007. That was TRUMP and those two men were TEVFIK ARIF and FELIX SATER.

 

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