The mainstream media would have you believe that this election is over. That a certain charismatic candidate has charmed the American people into a state of pre-election frenzy of hope & change, that the mere act of voting is wholly unnecessary because their candidate will simply ascend to the throne of U.S. Presidency like some angelic entity that is more ethereal than human.
So, I’m sending out this plea far and wide. Don’t believe this election is over. Our candidate can still win. All you have to do is vote Walken on Tuesday. If you want more cowbell, this is the only way you’re going to get it. The other candidates aren’t even talking about cowbell. Why? Because they have no cowbell plan. It’s all war and taxes with those other presidential hopefuls. Only Walken wants you to have your cowbell. Let freedom ring! (In this case freedom is a metaphor for cowbell. Get it?)
Some political insiders are saying that John Kerry is on the top of Obama’s short list of vice presidential candidates. How can a career senator on your ticket help bring change to Washington? I’m guessing this rumor was floated to gauge the reaction. So, will this help or hurt Obama?
Hmmm – Either Russert or Clinton is delusional because she’s showing no signs of quiting. You make the call.