Time to make a fool out of myself! This a little game I like to play. What if Christopher Walken published my book? It makes no sense, and my Walken impression sucks, but what are you going to do? It’s strangely therapeutic. Spend any amount of time talking like Christopher Walken, and suddenly you feel like you can do anything. Plus, he actually came up with a great marketing idea. “Ring Tones!”
I’m in a mood today. What mood? One of those moods you can’t really describe, so I won’t even try. Instead, allow me to pull out an old video in an attempt to totally humiliate myself. First, some back story. I once had a job that required a lot of travel. I spent hours in my car, and in those lonely hours, I became the world’s worst impressionist. I actually developed a pathetic Jerry Seinfeld, a horrendous Woody Allen, and a ghastly Christopher Walken. Not only that, for some odd reason that I can’t quite explain, I created a scenario where they were quarterbacks for a football team. They’re down by 4 with time for just one more play. As Walken says in the huddle, “A field goal won’t do!”
In the video below, I had this brilliant idea to pretend that Walken is my publisher, and he’s not happy with book sales. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my publisher, Christopher Walken. BTW – If you’ve got any stones, you’ll post a video of your own Christopher Walken Impression. C’mon you know you have one. Everyone does.