If Gorillas…. (Part 16)

If gorillas celebrated Thanksgiving they’d deep fry their turkeys in banana oil.  And they would probably have some kind of banana side dish. And all their mealtime conversation would be about bananas. It would be cute at first, but half way through the the meal you’d probably excuse yourself from the table,sneak into the garage, and try to invent a time machine with whatever you could find so you could go back in time and not invite the gorilla to your Thanksgiving dinner.

Happy Thanksgiving from your friendly neighborhood gorilla chef!

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If Gorillas… (Part 13)

If gorillas have their picture taken with Andy Rooney, they slip the photographer $20 to say “Say Bushy Eyebrows” instead of “Say cheese” right before he snaps the picture.  That always cracks gorillas up, and it usually gets a smile out of Rooney.

"Seriously, Andy, they look like two dead white caterpillars!"

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