If gorillas celebrated Thanksgiving they’d deep fry their turkeys in banana oil. And they would probably have some kind of banana side dish. And all their mealtime conversation would be about bananas. It would be cute at first, but half way through the the meal you’d probably excuse yourself from the table,sneak into the garage, and try to invent a time machine with whatever you could find so you could go back in time and not invite the gorilla to your Thanksgiving dinner.
If gorillas were in that show Mad Men, they’d probably have to change the name to Mad Apes and fire all the writers because gorillas can’t read.
If gorillas have their picture taken with Andy Rooney, they slip the photographer $20 to say “Say Bushy Eyebrows” instead of “Say cheese” right before he snaps the picture. That always cracks gorillas up, and it usually gets a smile out of Rooney.