If gorillas have to spend the day with Paris Hilton, they carry Purell with them because… well, you know, she’s gross. I mean that in the nicest possible way.
If gorillas worked at Olive Garden, their favorite part of the job would be grating the cheese over the customers’ food because let’s face it, grating cheese is fun.
If gorillas worked at Best Buy, I bet they’d sell more extended warranties on major appliances than all the other employees. Gorillas are all about the upsell.