If Gorillas… (Part 14)

If gorillas were in that show Mad Men, they’d probably have to change the name to Mad Apes and fire all the writers because gorillas can’t read.

Gorillas are great actors, but they scream at each between takes.

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If Gorillas … (Part 6)

If gorillas see Jennifer Aniston out in public, they lock her in the trunk of the nearest car.  It sounds cruel, but it’s really for her own good, and honestly, she doesn’t mind it at all.

"No, Angilena didn't tell me to do this. Why do you ask?"

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If Gorillas…


"And our Product Replacement Plan provides comprehensive coverage and easy fulfillment from day one."

If gorillas worked at Best Buy, I bet they’d sell more extended warranties on major appliances than all the other employees. Gorillas are all about the upsell.

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