A paranormal group has called a press conference today at 4:00 Pacific Time to no doubt disappoint us all. On Memorial Day their truck or van or some bulky vehicle of the like got snowed in somewhere on the High Sierras. They left it to retrieve it during friendlier weather conditions. Upon their return, they discovered that a creature of some kind greased itself up and pressed its face against one of the windows of the vehicle. Below is a picture of that oily imprint. The left is the original and the right is the image I created with my super enhancement skills. You’re welcome!
They say that it’s the “Most Convincing Evidence of Bigfoot” since the Patterson film. The group is called the Sanger Paranormal Society, and they say they’ve had a DNA expert take swab samples, but there’s no word on whether or not the DNA expert will be on hand to field questions at the press conference.
You can click here for more information on the press conference – “Most Convincing Evidence of Bigfoot” News Conference Today!