If gorillas were in that TV show Glee, I’d totally watch it. In fact, I’d watch pretty much anything if it had a gorilla in it… Except Two and Half Men. That show sucks so bad not even a gorilla could save it.
If gorillas have their picture taken with Andy Rooney, they slip the photographer $20 to say “Say Bushy Eyebrows” instead of “Say cheese” right before he snaps the picture. That always cracks gorillas up, and it usually gets a smile out of Rooney.
If gorillas worked in cubicles, they’d have the coolest cubicle in the office. Why? Because there’s a gorilla in it. Duh!