Steve Jobs missed an opportunity with his last words.

Newser is reporting that Steve Jobs’ last words were “Oh, wow.”  Frankly, I think he missed a golden opportunity to go out the Apple way.  It would have been so much better if he said, “iWow.”

On  another Jobs’ related note, the guy was a major league jerk.  He took pride in parking in handicap spots because he didn’t like to be told what to do.  Sure he changed the world, but I’m no longer comfortable celebrating a man who seemed to have a total disregard for every other human on the planet.  I have no problem celebrating his achievements, but I’m not a fan of the man, but I totally dig rhyming.

Sorry to all you iJobs out there, but it had to be said… even though he’s dead! (Double rhyme)