I’m Opening Up the Blog to Self-Publishing Questions

Classic Jeff!

Okay, so you know I quit my job (assuming you frequent this blog.  If you don’t, welcome, and I quit my job. Consider yourself caught up). But you probably have no idea what I did for a living the last five years because I purposely never mentioned my company’s name on this blog, or made references to my work.

I worked for BookSurge (now CreateSpace).  I sold publishing packages for three years, and then served as the author marketing specialist for a year and a half and finally ended my time there writing for the corporate blog.  I LOVE the company.  I didn’t leave because I was unhappy there.  I left because my duties started to interfere with my writing, and I wasn’t able to be aggressive enough to build my own personal brand. Writing and selling books is what I do.  Can’t help it.  Sometimes I wish I could because the benefits suck.  But that’s for another blog post.

Today, I’m serving notice that I am going to start talking about publishing and self-publishing a lot more on this blog.  I study the industry obsessively, and I am endlessly fascinated by it.  I know there are a lot of writers/authors out there with questions about print-on-demand, self-publishing, traditional publishing, blah, blah, blah.  Consider me the Perez Hilton Edward R. Murrow of publishing news, rumors, etc.  If you have questions, fire away in the comment section, follow me on Twitter, Friend me on Facebook, send me an email, whatever.  I’ll answer it here or in a video.  Don’t be shy.  Ask away.  If I don’t get any questions, I’m going to pretend I do each week and answer questions from John Smith in Poughkeepsie or some other generic named person living in an oddly named city.  Don’t make me humiliate myself like that.  Just ask me questions!

So, for our first question, John from Poughkeepsie asks:

“Just how sexy is Jeff Bezos in person?”

Wow, John, that was really inappropriate and very sexy.

Let’s turn the dignity dial back up a couple of notches with this segment from NPR.; iPad Could Help Self Publishers Kick Open Doors

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Booktacts – The future of books

Booktacts - The book you can wear!

Booktacts - The book you can wear!

As an author and son of an ophthalmologist, I have been tinkering with a new invention in my basement that will revolutionize books, the booktacts. Basically, they are contacts fitted with wireless hyper radio wideband receivers that display text in ocular space. Yes, you read right, books you can wear. The booktacts can download any pdf or pcr file from any website. What’s more, you can control download functions and simple commands like highlighting and “send to printer” with a series of simple blink commands. I am coding them so they won’t download any Stephenie Meyer’s books because honestly, I am super jealous of her and really don’t want to give her access to another bestseller list.

In addition to being high tech, environmentally friendly, fabulously avant-garde readers, they are totally fashionable. They come in a variety of colors and can even be designed with team logos, obnoxious inspirational quotes, and slogans like “If you’re reading this, you’re way too close to my face.” I’m even working on mood booktacts. They change color depending on your mood while reading. Reading horror? They turn blood red. Reading a finance book? They turn money green. Reading erotica? They grow six inches.

I am not a scientist or a computer guy or an engineering-type person, and I don’t even have a basement, so the development stage has been really slow going, but I have tested a few prototypes on rats, and let’s just say, except for the blindness and brain damage, they work perfectly. I expect to start testing on humans as soon as I buy some duct tape and ether…. I mean as soon as my grant money comes in so I can pay a few test suckers…. subjects.

BTW – Tim O’Reilly claims to have come up with a revolutionary idea that will change books. You can read his article, Reinventing the Book in the Age of the Web, but it isn’t even close to being as cool as the Booktacts.

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The Kindle has arrived!

Amazon shipped the Kindle about 6 weeks ahead of schedule.  Yippee!  I’m going to ship it out to Stephanie, the contest winner, tomorrow.  I’m still planning on starting the new contest in February.  I’m planning on a blockbuster-headline-grabbing-blow-your-minds type twist.  DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNN!

That, my friends, is what’s known as a cliff hanger in the storytelling business.  Or as I like to say, you’ve been cliffed.

The Takers Made the Top 10!

We're Number 1... 10!

The Kindle version of The Takers made the top 10 yesterday! Don’t ask any probing questions. Don’t do it. Don’t do it…. Damn! You had to go there. Okay, it was the top 10 of a subcategory of a subcategory of a subcategory, etc. Here’s how it breaks down: Kindle Store > Kindle Books > Children’s Chapter Books > Literature > Science Fiction, Fantasy, Mystery & Horror > Spine-Chilling Horror. Who knows one more subcategory, and I may have been number one. Especially if that subcategory was Books Written by R.W. Ridley.

BTW – In case you’re wondering, the highest ranking the print version of The Takers ever achieved was 1500. Not bad when you consider Amazon has about 7 million books.

My First Book is Now Available as a Kindle Book

The Takers: Book One of the Oz Chronicles is now available in the Kindle format. Wow… I think. I’m sure this is cool, but I don’t have a Kindle so… Yeah, wow. Really happy about this. I feel… no different actually. It hasn’t improved my life at all. That parts disappointing, but maybe I was expecting too much. No, no because I wasn’t expecting anything, and I’m actually getting everything out of it that I expected. So, I guess you could say that the Kindle version of The Takers has been a tremendous success. Good for me!

As of this writing I’m #43 in Kindle Store > Kindle Books > Children’s Chapter Books > Literature > Science Fiction, Fantasy, Mystery & Horror > Spine-Chilling Horror.  I’m #43!

If you have a Kindle and you buy my book, let me know, and I’ll send you a 3×5 card with my signature.  Or you could send me your Kindle, and I’ll sign it and send it back to you… eventually.