The Pope and Oz - I may be going to hell for this one.
The Holy Father enjoying a good book (but not “The” Good Book). As they said on MASH once, “You can fool some of the Papal all of the time, and all of the Papal some of the time, but you can not fool all of the Papal all of the time.” I’m hoping my Photoshop skills will get me into heaven.
My absence from the blog lately means that I am working on final edits for The Land of the Dead; Book Four of the Oz Chronicles. I have one section to rewrite, and I should be done. I’ve been posting a lot of videos as of late because they are quick and keep you guys coming back. I’ll add some original material soon. In the meantime, enjoy this movie trailer spoof for Iron Baby. This is actually a clever idea that mixes in some exceptional CG talent.
Colbert Declares His Love for Lost Days
Fellow Charlestonian Stephen Colbert publicly proclaimed that he loves my book Lost Days. He even tried to make out with it. To which I say, “dude, that is gross,” and I would like to proclaim my love for Photoshop.
*BTW – I’m working on Book 4 of the Oz Chronicles for those of you who have been asking and searching. It is so close to completion. Hang in there. I’ve gotten some positive feedback on what I have so far, so I’m hoping you won’t be disappointed.
The title will most likely just be "The Dead."
UPDATE: IT’S HERE!!! It’s coming. Cross my heart. Stick a needle in my eye. This one is a mixture of total fiction, and fictionalized fact. The Destroyer in this one is a creep’s creep. I intensely don’t like him, and he’s based on a real guy, Albert Fish. Fish was a real boogeyman who ate children from about 1910 to the mid 1930’s. He bragged that he got kids in every state.He’s nasty and vile and the scariest bad guy Oz has come up against. The more I read about him the more I wish I could go back in time and throw the guy off the Empire State building. He’s an evil, evil man. Hope Oz can take him out. 🙂
I thought we’d be ready to go with Book 4 by March, but that didn’t happen, so I pushed it to April/May. I’ll hit May definitely.
Little Known Fact - I played "Happy Zombie #3" in Romero's Land of the Dead!
I’ve seen a lot of searches for Land of the Dead, and I know I promised February/March. I’m moving that to April/May. I know. I know. This is looking like Axl Rose and the whole China album situation, but this isn’t a temperamental artist thing. This is “my day job got in the way” thing. Got rid of the day job. No more excuses. This book contains a real life “monster” from our country’s history, so there is a lot more research on my end, and then fitting that history into Oz’s struggle to save the Storytellers! BTW – I’m changing the title to “The Dead” because the great George Romero has a movie titled “The Land of the Dead” and I don’t want to tread on the master’s toes. Plus, my dead aren’t zombies, and I just feel like it confuses things a bit. John Houston’s last film was titled “The Dead,” and it was based on a short story by James Joyce with the same title, but I was once assigned to read Ulysses by Joyce in college, and I’m still pissed about that, so “The Dead” it is.
On a similar note, I’ve decided to keep the title for the series. The Oz Chronicles will remain.
I’m working on about 3 other books, too. None of them are Oz Chronicles books. One is another end of the world scenario. One touches on metaphysical issues, and the other is a nonfiction book about personal branding.
I’ve decided I’m going to kick it up a notch this year and sell more books… a lot more books. How? First by picking a target. Unbeknownst to Stephenie Meyer, I have decided that she and I are in competition. We both published our first book in 2005; She with her first book in the Twilight series, and me with my first book in the Oz Chronicle series. Her rise to the top has been meteoric, while I have clearly over-stayed my welcome at the bottom. It’s time for me to move up.
Currently, Stephenie has about an 85,000,000 copies head start on me, so I have my work cut out for me. To illustrate just how far I have to go to catchup with her, I made this handy-dandy chart:
Move over Stephenie. I'm coming to take my spot at the top.
What’s that you say? Insurmountable? Not at all. It is very mountable… er, doable. Especially if you buy 85,000,000 copies of my books. Yeah, didn’t think of that, did you?
Seriously, I’m working on slogans for my “beat Stephenie Meyer” campaign that are sure to become part of the American lexicon in 2010. So far, these are my favorites:
- “Every day R.W. Ridley sells fewer books than Stephenie Meyer an orphan cries.”
- “If R.W. Ridley doesn’t sell more books than Stephenie Meyer in 2010, unicorns will go extinct. I’m not kidding.”
- “Have you bought one of R.W. Ridley’s books yet? No? Jerk! Didn’t you hear about the orphans and unicorns?”
Granted, they still need a little work, but I’ll iron out the details later. The important thing to remember is that the fate of orphans and unicorns is in your hands. Do the right thing.
BTW – I know the chart makes it look like I haven’t sold any books, but I have. It’s just tough to register on a chart that tops out at 85,000,000.
And the saga continues. This is not an EVP. I heard it! It sounds faint, but it was right behind me…. in the room with me. As you can see, it freaks me out. BTW – I know I look like a whimp here, but what can I say, it really creeped me out.