If you’ve never heard Karl Pilkington’s Monkey News, I don’t know how you’ve survived this long. Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, and The Karl Pilkington do a podcast in England where they play music and chat about everyday topics that quickly reveal how absolutely and wonderfully absurd Karl is. He does a segment every show called Monkey News, which he swears are true stories ripped from the headlines about monkeys. Here is one of those stories. Notice how composed Ricky manages to stay.