Is that poop in your beef or are you just a really, really bad cook?

Here’s my newest post on Blogcritics – Where’s The Beef?  The Answer: In Your Poop

Check it out.  Retweet it.  Share it on Facebook.  Make me look like big shot.  I’ll give you a little taste of my insight on food made of human poop.

Okay, here are the horrifying details of a mad scientist given free rein to take  human feces and conduct unsavory experiments on it.  A Tokyo sewage plant  literally had more crap than they knew how to handle.  They were blessed with  too much “sewage mud,” as they call it.  So, they picked up the crap phone and  called their friendly neighborhood poopologist and begged for him to take their  shit.  His name is Mitsuyuki Ikeda, and if not for the “d” in his last name, he  would be designing crappy prefab furniture instead of working with actual crap.