If gorillas dress up as giant birds, it’s usually because they didn’t read the fine print on their personal appearance contracts. Man, there is nothing sadder than a gorilla moping around in a giant bird costume. Makes you think, doesn’t it? The world is a cruel, cruel place.
If gorillas have to spend the day with Paris Hilton, they carry Purell with them because… well, you know, she’s gross. I mean that in the nicest possible way.
Okay, if you know this blog, and you’ve read my books, you know that I love gorillas. Simply put, they’re the coolest known animal on the planet. They are the most powerful primate, yet very seldom do you witness them demonstrating their ferocity because they are so gentle. That’s why this picture is so damn awesome. There’s no other way to put it, they are bad-ass!
Picture: linked from break.com
To read about Ajax the gorilla, check out my book The Takers.