If gorillas go to a press conference and they aren’t called on to ask the first question, they pout and threaten to throw poop on everyone. They don’t get invited to many press conferences.
If gorillas see Robert Pattinson, they shout, “Fangs! Fangs, Pattinson! Vampires have fangs, you jerk! And they don’t sparkle!” Then they open their mouths to show him what they mean by fangs. They never bite him though… not a lot.