If Gorillas … (Part 6)

If gorillas see Jennifer Aniston out in public, they lock her in the trunk of the nearest car.  It sounds cruel, but it’s really for her own good, and honestly, she doesn’t mind it at all.

"No, Angilena didn't tell me to do this. Why do you ask?"

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Coolest Gorilla Picture Ever

Okay, if you know this blog, and you’ve read my books, you know that I love gorillas.  Simply put, they’re the coolest known animal on the planet.  They are the most powerful primate, yet very seldom do you witness them demonstrating their ferocity because they are so gentle.  That’s why this picture is so damn awesome.  There’s no other way to put it, they are bad-ass!

Ill show you silverback, punk!
“I’ll show you silverback, punk!”

Picture: linked from break.com

To read about Ajax the gorilla, check out my book The Takers.

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