At first I thought Scribner had signed a deal with Tila Tequila to have her actually read a book, but no, they have signed a deal to publish a book she wrote or allegedly wrote titled Hooking Up with Tila Tequila. In case you don’t know who Tila Tequila is, here’s a short video of her from youtube. In it, you’ll actually hear her say, “I have to get my nails did.”
If you haven’t gouged out your own eyes by now, you can read the article about this deal here: Publishers Weekly – Scribner Signs Internet Celeb Tila Tequila
My favorite quote from the article:“Hooking Up with Tila Tequila is the book her fans have been waiting for” Really? Her fans have been waiting for a book? Really?
And yes! I am bitter!
Note: All will be forgiven if Scribner offers me a contract. I can be bought.