Freaky Search Friday – September 4, 2009 edition. Freaks Welcome!

You have reached the end of the internet!

You have reached the end of the internet!

It’s Freaky Search Friday.  This is the day of the week I celebrate all you freaky interwebs types.  I’ve combed through the search terms used to find my blog and picked the top 10 freakiest searches. As always, I don’t edit the search terms for spelling or grammar.  I do, however, add my own special little commentary.

10.  top 10 love phrases for girls – Because nothing impresses a girl like love phrases.

9. cats are jerks – I’m actually proud of this one because I invented this phrase.  Click here to see what I mean.

8. really shocked girl – Shocked by bad love phrases, no doubt. 

7. shirtless celebrities – This is a continuing theme on the interwebs. People loves them some shirtless celebrities.  Don’t believe me?  See the next two search terms.

6. “michael vick” shirtless – Personally, I’d prefer he be jobless, but hey, the heart wants what the heart wants.

5. jerry seinfeld shirtless – You remember that song “Too Sexy For My Shirt.”  Little known fact, it was written about Seinfeld.  In the words of Jerry Seinfeld, “What is wrong with these people?”  BTW – The Vick-Seinfeld shirtless combo is a repeat combo on the top ten Freaky Search Friday list.  Some people just can’t get enough.

4. gorilla ass – A little advice, if you’ve stooped to searching for “gorilla ass,” it’s time to step away from the keyboard and take a break from the interwebs.  There is literally nothing left to see here.

3. tattoos for girls on face – I am totally confused by the structure of this term.  What do they really want, tattoos that are made for a girl’s face or tattoos for a guy’s face meant to attract girls?  Either way, might I suggest one of the top 10 love phrases for girls as your choice for tattoo.

2. im alive tattoo – Just a thought, but if you need a tattoo to let people know you are alive, you may have some serious medical issues.  I suggest making an appointment with your family physician before investing in the tattoo. 

And the number 1 freakiest search term used to find my blog is:

1. you owe me money – If you’re using google to find someone who owes you money, I’m going to take a shot in the dark here and guess you have a serious problem managing your funds.  Google is good, but I think you’re going to have to be a little more specific.  Better yet, just let it go.  You’re never going to see that money.

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