Why I haven’t blogged today.

Peopel of Nauru - Drink more coffee!

People of Nauru - Drink more coffee!

Panic is setting in because I haven’t blogged today. There are so many real and fictional reasons why I haven’t posted yet, so I thought it would be a great idea if I just created a list of those reasons here and let you decide which one is real and which ones are fictional. The main reason I’m doing this is because lists are super easy to create.

Top 5 Reasons I haven’t Posted Today (only one is real):

  1. I performed open heart surgery on a squirrel. It took much longer than I anticipated because I misidentified a post office worker as the squirrel. Luckily I realized my mistake before I used the rib spreader.
  2. I’m running out of interesting things to say. It’s hard writing something for a blog every day. Sure, I could have posted a video from Youtube and let that be that, but I feel like simply poaching a video from Youtube and posting it here is kind of cheating. That’s why I only do it 4 or 5 times a week.
  3. President Obama had me on the phone all day asking my advice on how to best deal with Nauru and their diminishing phosphate deposits. I told him phosphate shmosphate. They should open a Starbucks and a Caribou Coffee right across the street from each other. Bam! You have competing designer coffee houses that will stimulate the economy, and bonus, give the entire population of 13,000 Nauru-vians, a great caffeine buzz. Problem solved. Needless to say, POTUS was totally impressed
  4. I spent the day lobbying congress to remove the letter “c” from the alphabet. The letters “s” and/or “k” can take its place in most situations. Let’s face it the letter “c’s” day has come and gone. I’m embarrassed to have to use it. This is the 21st century people…. Make that sentury. It’s time for the “c” to move on.
  5. I got in a fight with a giant box of elbow macaroni. Don’t judge. I didn’t start it.

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Have a Scary Mary Poppins Sunday!

Had a great weekend in Wilmington, NC.  Beautiful little coastal town plus we got to kick back and shoot the breeze with family and friends.  Much too tired to write something clever for the blog so here is a little Scary Mary Poppins for you.  They so should have done the movie like this.

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An oldie (almost) but a goodie viral video

I’m swimming in rewrites today so here’s a gorilla video to keep you entertained. This is a variation of the 2007 viral video campaign by Cadbury.  The original was done with Phil Collins song, In the Air.  I guess Phil objected and they pulled the video, but some other artists (music and video) put their own spin on it.  This is the Sean Kingston sampling version of In the Air. 

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I Got a Cool New Book Trailer for Christmas

Hope you are enjoying the holidays. It’s Christmas around my house, but whether it’s Hannakuh, Kwanzaa or whatever, I hope you’re blowing it out of the water. Here was one of my best Christmas gifts, a new book trailer. I’ll give more details after the holidays, but I couldn’t wait to show it off.